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[guncocking]

[AND HERE, YOU FIND A SUPER SCARY WOLF-MAN]

Boo. I'ma eat you.

[... NO, REALLY, HE'S SUPER SCARY]

Comments

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

...

This place is weird.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me.

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

Why would a human want to eat people?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

I don't. It's part of the whole maze shtick.

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

Ah! Hello.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Yo.

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

Hmm~

So, do I have to defeat you to move on?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Defeat me? Uh.

-- shit, hold on, forgot what I was supposed to do. [pulls out some cue cards]

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

[... waits patiently]

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

What are you doing in here? It's awfully dark.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

. . . one sec.

[checking cue cards!]

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

[... still looking!]

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

[takes a seat]

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Forgot what I'm supposed to do.

[flops through them~]

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

[reaches behind him, pulls out a soda. hands it over]

They gave me a bunch of stuff, so it may be a while.

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

[takes a seat and waits]

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

[hands over a soda in the meantime :|b]

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

Take your time.

[accepts]

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[flip flip] -- Ah. Here it is.

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

Hm?

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

[ooh, soda. takes a sip]

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

[clears his throat and reads]

Congratulations, you've made it to the end of the maze. If you can defeat the wolf man, you'll be free of the maze an' on your merry way.

. . .

I thought I told them I ain't a fighter. Damnit.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

[flip flip through the cards]

So how was it?

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

How was what? The maze? It was much longer than I expected, and I'm sure there were parts that they didn't mean to put in, but it wasn't bad.