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[AND HERE, YOU FIND A SUPER SCARY WOLF-MAN]

Boo. I'ma eat you.

[... NO, REALLY, HE'S SUPER SCARY]

. . . maybe with some ketchup.

Do I look tasty to you?

That's what the ketchup is for.

If you need ketchup for that, then you don't actually want to eat me.

Damn, you saw through my clever act.

I just defeated radioactive dishes! I'm not afraid of a guy in a costume.

Ouch. What if I'm not some guy in a costume?

... if you don't want to eat me, you're human.

Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm human.

See? No problem.

Do you always go around questionin' guys in costumes if they wanna eat ya or not?

No. Just the ones who threaten to eat me first!

The fluffball told me to say it. I got cue cards and everythin'.

You mean Mokona?

Yeah, that thing. Really cheerful, likes to leap at your face?

That's her!

Yeaaaah. She made me do this. Her an' that other girl.

Ah, that's Aeris-san...

That's the one.

[nods a bit]

They're pretty nice overall.

Yeah, I guess. Until they team up on you.

They did okay with me ...

. . . oh really.

Well, yes! Though that might be because I kind of went into the maze pretty quickly...

See, you were agreeable. I wasn't.

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