(no subject)

[guncocking]

[AND HERE, YOU FIND A SUPER SCARY WOLF-MAN]

Boo. I'ma eat you.

[... NO, REALLY, HE'S SUPER SCARY]

Comments

[sharpmaskedman.livejournal.com]

... do tell.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

I'm thinkin' you'd taste good with a nice chianti.

[sharpmaskedman.livejournal.com]

But I'm loaded with MSG.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Shit, seriously? Maybe a salad instead. Y'know, balance it out a bit.

[sharpmaskedman.livejournal.com]

Garden style or Caesar?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Caesar.

[sharpmaskedman.livejournal.com]

With or without anchovies?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Eww, without. Anchovies are only for pizza.

[sharpmaskedman.livejournal.com]

Point. But then are you going to want that with the hunks of hard-boiled egg in it?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

No thanks. Just the basic salad, thanks.

[sharpmaskedman.livejournal.com]

Right. Just show me the exit, and I'll duck out for a moment to find that for you.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

[snorts]

Door behind me is the way out.

[sharpmaskedman.livejournal.com]

Pleasure doing business with you.

[Hello, exit!]

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Pleasure's all mine.

[And out the door is . . . (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/4779178.html?thread=1753858730#t1753858730)]