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[AND HERE, YOU FIND A SUPER SCARY WOLF-MAN]

Boo. I'ma eat you.

[... NO, REALLY, HE'S SUPER SCARY]

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This place is weird.

You're tellin' me.

Why would a human want to eat people?

I don't. It's part of the whole maze shtick.

Hmm~

So, do I have to defeat you to move on?

Defeat me? Uh.

-- shit, hold on, forgot what I was supposed to do. [pulls out some cue cards]

[... waits patiently]

[... still looking!]

[takes a seat]

[reaches behind him, pulls out a soda. hands it over]

They gave me a bunch of stuff, so it may be a while.

Take your time.

[accepts]

Thanks.

[flip flip] -- Ah. Here it is.

Hm?

[clears his throat and reads]

Congratulations, you've made it to the end of the maze. If you can defeat the wolf man, you'll be free of the maze an' on your merry way.

. . .

I thought I told them I ain't a fighter. Damnit.

Hmm~

So where's the wolf man?

That'd be me.

Then~ I just have to beat you to move on, right?

But what if I don't wanna fight.

... But you just said that I have to beat you to move on.

Do I look like a fighter to you?

... I don't know. Are fighters usually supposed to look like something?

. . . beats the hell outta me.

Then, what am I supposed to do now?

The way out is the door behind me. Could just leave an' not fight the lazy wolf man.

This whole thing was kinda weird... But I guess that works.

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