guncocking | (no subject)

[AND HERE, YOU FIND A SUPER SCARY WOLF-MAN]

Boo. I'ma eat you.

[... NO, REALLY, HE'S SUPER SCARY]

...

I see.

Pleasure's all mine.

[And out the door is . . . (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/4779178.html?thread=1753858730#t1753858730)]

Insert more antics here, yadda yadda, next thing I know the littlest fluffball is puttin' me in this costume an' tellin' me to scare people.

You weren't very intimidating.

I'd totally be intimidatin' if I wore the fangs.

*catches* Yay! *hops and skips to the door now*

[AND BEYOND THE DOOR IS . . . (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/4779178.html?thread=1753858730#t1753858730)]

...Is that so.

... ...

Er.

[puts them in 8D]

See?

. . . maybe with some ketchup.

Yo.

Do I look tasty to you?

That's what the ketchup is for.

. . . hoooh, a quiet one.

If you need ketchup for that, then you don't actually want to eat me.

Damn, you saw through my clever act.

I don't run into quiet kids that often, 'sall.

I just defeated radioactive dishes! I'm not afraid of a guy in a costume.

*still not intimidated. Sorry. ):*

Ouch. What if I'm not some guy in a costume?

[:(]

You kids are too damn hard to please. [takes them out]

... if you don't want to eat me, you're human.

Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm human.

See? No problem.

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