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[guncocking]

[AND HERE, YOU FIND A SUPER SCARY WOLF-MAN]

Boo. I'ma eat you.

[... NO, REALLY, HE'S SUPER SCARY]

Comments

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

. . . parts they didn't mean to put in, huh. At least ya seem like you had fun.

- ah. Alright, here we go. [PULLS OUT THE RIGHT CUE CARD]

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

Hmm~

So where's the wolf man?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

That'd be me.

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

Then~ I just have to beat you to move on, right?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

But what if I don't wanna fight.

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

... But you just said that I have to beat you to move on.

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

Oh? What's it say?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a fighter to you?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

"Congratulations, you've made it to the end of the maze. If you can defeat the wolf man, you'll be free of the maze an' on your merry way."

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

... I don't know. Are fighters usually supposed to look like something?

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

And I take it you're the wolfman.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

That'd be me.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

. . . beats the hell outta me.

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

Then, what am I supposed to do now?

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't have anything in the way of slaying wolfmen, unless you're intimidated by eyeshadow.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

The way out is the door behind me. Could just leave an' not fight the lazy wolf man.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

I don't have any way of defendin', either, an' the make-up I'm wearin' is all itchy anyway. I could just let ya go through.

[donationsorgtfo.livejournal.com]

This whole thing was kinda weird... But I guess that works.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Watch out, I heard somethin' scratchin' out there.

[and the door opens to . . . (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/4779178.html?thread=1753858730#t1753858730)]

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

I have a good makeup remover in my room if you need help with it afterward.

And if you would be so kind, I'd be very grateful.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

I may just take ya up on that later. Who should I look for?

Way out is the door behind me.

[songtoallmy.livejournal.com]

[stands up and walks over to it]

Eugénie Danglars. It's nice to meet you.

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

Name's Dee, Dee Laytner. Nice to meet ya, too.

[And the door opens to . . . (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/4779178.html?thread=1753858730#t1753858730)]

[whoooosshh.livejournal.com]

*... I JUST BLEW UP A PYRAMID HEAD WITH MY FIREWEREWOLFPOWERS, YOU... you're not very scary right now.*

... Is that so?

[cock-my-gun.livejournal.com]

[I AM TOTALLY SCARY and also lazy, as I am just kind of loungin' around]

That's right. 'Sup?