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[AND HERE, YOU FIND A SUPER SCARY WOLF-MAN]

Boo. I'ma eat you.

[... NO, REALLY, HE'S SUPER SCARY]

. . . parts they didn't mean to put in, huh. At least ya seem like you had fun.

- ah. Alright, here we go. [PULLS OUT THE RIGHT CUE CARD]

Hmm~

So where's the wolf man?

That'd be me.

Then~ I just have to beat you to move on, right?

But what if I don't wanna fight.

... But you just said that I have to beat you to move on.

Oh? What's it say?

Do I look like a fighter to you?

"Congratulations, you've made it to the end of the maze. If you can defeat the wolf man, you'll be free of the maze an' on your merry way."

... I don't know. Are fighters usually supposed to look like something?

And I take it you're the wolfman.

That'd be me.

. . . beats the hell outta me.

Then, what am I supposed to do now?

I'm afraid I don't have anything in the way of slaying wolfmen, unless you're intimidated by eyeshadow.

The way out is the door behind me. Could just leave an' not fight the lazy wolf man.

I don't have any way of defendin', either, an' the make-up I'm wearin' is all itchy anyway. I could just let ya go through.

This whole thing was kinda weird... But I guess that works.

Watch out, I heard somethin' scratchin' out there.

[and the door opens to . . . (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/4779178.html?thread=1753858730#t1753858730)]

I have a good makeup remover in my room if you need help with it afterward.

And if you would be so kind, I'd be very grateful.

I may just take ya up on that later. Who should I look for?

Way out is the door behind me.

[stands up and walks over to it]

Eugénie Danglars. It's nice to meet you.

Name's Dee, Dee Laytner. Nice to meet ya, too.

[And the door opens to . . . (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/4779178.html?thread=1753858730#t1753858730)]

*... I JUST BLEW UP A PYRAMID HEAD WITH MY FIREWEREWOLFPOWERS, YOU... you're not very scary right now.*

... Is that so?

[I AM TOTALLY SCARY and also lazy, as I am just kind of loungin' around]

That's right. 'Sup?

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